The other day I went to my aunt's place in Prestons, yeah most of you living in Sydney would be wondering where that is but apparently it is considered a suburb of Sydney despite the fact that her neighbour has a Canberra postcode! I lived with her for my first two years in Sydney, reaching the city took half a day and another half to get back to her place, no wonder I was no good at Uni spending more time travelling to the damn class than in it! But now i've realised that the closer i've moved to uni the more classes I skip, like a directly proportional formula, now since I live on campus and classes are exactly a five minute walk away, I skip all of them...yes, the formula does work...me = idiot!
I moved out of her place last year, with my uncle who is younger than me, yeah i'm not exxagerating, he is exactly nine months younger than me, with me 4th Nov'83 to his 4th Aug'84, which means my grandmom had him after my mum had me, yeah my family has major issues, no wonder i'm so f***ed up. Everyone in my family has married twice, starting from my grandfather, grandmother, mother, father, aunt, step mother...I already feel so pressured in continuing the family tradition...well most of them have got it right the second time round but for some there's no hope...second or third...
Anyway that just shows my family beleives in correcting their mistakes hehe, my aunt...sigh, she's another case, she was so upset that we actually moved out and our parents supported us. She was apparently back stabbed by us while we were moving out in front of her...huh? I mean I can understand why she was so upset, anyone would be if they lost two free servants! Servants...why would we feel that if thats our aunt...hmm let me see...1.)washing the two damn cars in which we never sat 2.)laundry of her and the boys not to mention my Step-uncle! 3.)wash dishes 4.)make lunches 5.)vaccum 6.)dust the damn house 7.)fold the clean clothes and put them away in seperate rooms 8.)listen each night as my aunt goes on how about how tired she is and how she works the hardest in the house!!! After this the most I managed to do was backstab her, how I wish to go back in time just to set things right! :p
That night to erase the sounds of "oohh baby...ahh ahhhh...ahhhh yessssssssss" through the paper thin walls I put on the teli, I mean thats all that was left for my aunt to do...bloody put me off sex in any form! Anyway I was watching animal planet since I love lions so was hoping for a documentary or something on them, I was in luck or so I thought, here were two lions humping...then two more...then they have babies...the babies grow big...then they're humping...new program now...jackals humping...hyenas humping...ALLIGATORS HUMPING...what the hell man! Like this is a really perverted secret channel for people who get off after watching animals do it or what? If god's will was to put me off sex using my aunt as a medium he nearly succeded but these animals finished the job for him! The psychiatry sessions are not helping either...sigh! Reminds me of my friend whose ex took therapy sessions to get over him..."My therapist says things are going well and i'm moving on with my life" Hahahaah...sad but true!
Left for the city at dawn so could reach work for my evening shift, reached Circular Quay station after an eternity reading someone else's paper and was walking to work when this nicely dressed girl comes up to me and is blabbing something in chinese, I thought she was lost and asking directions or something...and im trying to understand what she's saying and why she's grabbing my hands, I tell her to speak slowly and in english...her reply "Suckee fuckee fifty dollah me love you loooong time!" I was outraged, how dare she charge fifty when I do the same for twenty five!
Can say was a pretty eventful couple of days...got over sex completely...turning a priest soon with a life of celebacy...
Later that night I accidentaly came about, on the web, some comments by Barbara Bush and her moronically brilliant son George, I know she's recently turned a 150 and all and sure, this comment about the refugees was just a passing observation :
"What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them."
- Barbara Bush, during a radio interview with the American Public Media program Marketplace.
Then George, not to be outdone, shows off the brains in the family with: "You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that."
- George W. Bush, to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
Only in a country like America can this family have two presidents who've served three terms between them...Hmm I have a green card now, soon i'll be a citizen...I can also be president...all I need to do is spend a few billion dollars on weapons and start world war three and i'll be considered as successful a president and probably be rewarded with a second term...will make Michael Moore my vice president and have him take pictures of Bush in his boxers and send them to the SUN to publish alongside Saddam's in his pink hello kitty boxers...
